No apoo

Moi was dirty the other day, not just a little bit but a lot dirty.

I got  a bath going for him and was sending him to the bath.
He got in and shook his pointer finger at me and said in the most serious tone he has:
Moi: NO APOO!
Me: what is apoo?
Moi: (still shaking finger) NO APOO!
Me: what is a poo?
Moi: turned around and pointed at the shower caddy "este" (this)

Shampoo! he was trying to tell me I was not allowed to shampoo his hair. I did anyway remember he was a lot dirty:)